I'm perfect.

Man, I don't know what the hell I be trippin off of.

I just learned:

a. My titties are the perfect size.
b. My ass jiggles just enough.
c. My legs may not be welcome around someone's neck given tha strength of my thighs.
d. And I have DSL's, which is a good thing.

So ultimately, I'm super fine and the shit.

That is all.