Night Spa
Extra long showers are the greates things on earth next to naked massages.
I invested in some all new bath essentials, a new loofah, new deoderant, new everything. I spent more than 2 hours in the bathroom. I'm feelin' like a natural woman up in here. There's nothing like an eternal shower, some vanilla-mint toothpaste, vanilla-rasberry-tea shower gel, and my brand new friend from the store.
I feel so damn great right now. I never knew that a new scent of deoderant could make me so happy! I mean, tonight has been perfect considering I'm alone. I couldn't have wished for a better end to a workday. I got some "semi-not-quite but it'll do for right now" sex, I smell like a veritable buffet of delectable goodies, I'm all manicured and spa'd out. All I need is some drugs for the night, and I'll be good to go.
I will say that I'm SO glad I learned the art and the importance of trimming and shaving. Definitely makes the experiences that much better. In college, I was embarassed to even mention the fact that I keep the area meticulously manicured until my weed infested homies had a general consortium on their methods of shaving during a "study session" for O Chem. I sat there mortified, like "I know these heffas ain't discussing shaving it." But they were. I heard horror stories and was grossed the fuck out by tales of scissors, razors, and unfortunate Nair-ing mishaps. I hadn't had any problems that left me scarred, I was a pro. But after that conversation, I loosened up about what I thought was just a hygenic habit. Unfortunately, I also found out later that year that one of the chicks in the room that night was gay as all kinds of hell. She tried to get down with me once I admitted that I was a trimmer and shaver. Ugh. *shudder* SO gross. Back to the topic. It's amazing how much easier it is to do everything when that is taken care of. Its easier to get some tongue action. It's easier to get the dick. It's easier to work the toys. And it looks sexy too. Since I've been active, I realized that men are visual. Give em something pretty, and you're all set. LOL... I used to be such a prude. I wonder what the hell happened.
Oh well. I'm full, bathed, beautiful, and satiated (for the time being). I suppose I'll go chill until I fall asleep.
Damn I love this.
I invested in some all new bath essentials, a new loofah, new deoderant, new everything. I spent more than 2 hours in the bathroom. I'm feelin' like a natural woman up in here. There's nothing like an eternal shower, some vanilla-mint toothpaste, vanilla-rasberry-tea shower gel, and my brand new friend from the store.
I feel so damn great right now. I never knew that a new scent of deoderant could make me so happy! I mean, tonight has been perfect considering I'm alone. I couldn't have wished for a better end to a workday. I got some "semi-not-quite but it'll do for right now" sex, I smell like a veritable buffet of delectable goodies, I'm all manicured and spa'd out. All I need is some drugs for the night, and I'll be good to go.
I will say that I'm SO glad I learned the art and the importance of trimming and shaving. Definitely makes the experiences that much better. In college, I was embarassed to even mention the fact that I keep the area meticulously manicured until my weed infested homies had a general consortium on their methods of shaving during a "study session" for O Chem. I sat there mortified, like "I know these heffas ain't discussing shaving it." But they were. I heard horror stories and was grossed the fuck out by tales of scissors, razors, and unfortunate Nair-ing mishaps. I hadn't had any problems that left me scarred, I was a pro. But after that conversation, I loosened up about what I thought was just a hygenic habit. Unfortunately, I also found out later that year that one of the chicks in the room that night was gay as all kinds of hell. She tried to get down with me once I admitted that I was a trimmer and shaver. Ugh. *shudder* SO gross. Back to the topic. It's amazing how much easier it is to do everything when that is taken care of. Its easier to get some tongue action. It's easier to get the dick. It's easier to work the toys. And it looks sexy too. Since I've been active, I realized that men are visual. Give em something pretty, and you're all set. LOL... I used to be such a prude. I wonder what the hell happened.
Oh well. I'm full, bathed, beautiful, and satiated (for the time being). I suppose I'll go chill until I fall asleep.
Damn I love this.
posted by ~~~. at 1/05/2005 08:00:00 PM
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